lakota
Moderator Group
Nissan Frontier Forums Moderator
Joined: Feb 14 2005
Online Status: Offline
Posts: 1815
Member's Gallery:
View Gallery
Location:
U.S. - Texas
|
| Posted: Mar 13 2014 at 9:33am | IP Logged
|
|
|
..
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk
the beach a lot. One
summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost
every day.. She
wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried,
except for one thing;
she would approach people who were sitting on the beach,
glance around and
then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she
would wander off..
But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a
quick exchange of
money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated
calling the cops,
but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just
continue watching
her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you
ever noticed that
she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other
electronic devices?'
He hadn't and said so.
Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and
our big radio and go
lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's
really doing.'
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was
almost hopping up
and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to
her husband and
then leave... The man then walked up the beach and met
his wife at the
road.
'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly. 'No,
she's not,' he
said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
'Well, what is it then? What does she do?' his wife
fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'
'Batteries?' cried the wife.
'Yes!' he replied. 'She Sells C Cells down by the
Seashore!'
__________________
PLEASE >>> A SIG similar to mine can be VERY HELPFUL to all the members!
'99 4x4 3.3 Frontier Se KC Auto, 48,000 miles
'76 4x4 401 Wagoneer QT
'04 FWD 1.8 Sentra '08 FWD 2.4 Camry LE
Fort Worth
|
Active Topics 
Memberlist 
Search 
Help 
Register 
Login
Nissan Frontier Forums : Jokes and Funny Stuff
Topic: Rechargeable
